MVSer Ben Martin’s farewell party took place today at the Breckbills’ home in Stoughton. Roasts and Toasts ensued. Together with some other attendees, the MVSers wrote a little ode to Ben, who leaves us on Wednesday.
There once was a guy named Ben Jammin’
Who went fishing all day to catch salmon.
He shot, like, six deer
And didn’t drink beer
And he ended the MVS famine.
Ben Jammin’, he loves his TV
He watched the World Cup merrily
It caused him distress,
U.S. messed up a pass,
It destroyed their chance for victory.
Though Ben Jammin’ is gonna skip town,
It’s not going to get us all down.
We’ll cry for a day,
Realize we’re ok,
And be glad to be rid of this clown!
Just kidding, our Ben will be missed
That great smirk and that flick of the wrist
We won’t see him again
And he can’t self-defend
So don’t let him escape you un-kissed!
Please comment with your own Ben Martin roasts and toasts!